How to Crash Your New Year Dinner Sentai Style!

Well here's a list of cooks you'd like to hire to make a very horrible new year party...

Be afraid, be very, very afraid... because we present...

Juri Nijou/Ohyellow, Yuuri/Time Pink (she traveled from the future to the present), Yukito Sanjyou/Abare Blue and Mako Shiraishi/Shinken Pink

Yukito will say, "Don't worry girls, we're the greatest." and start cooking one bad dish after the other.

With one bad cook to another cooperating with each other, looks like fury has never been unleashed before. The menu has chocolate coated steak, garlic coated coconut, vegetables cooked in candy syrup, strawberry flavored tofu... and all you can think!  Comment on what awful dishes you can think was served!

Crazy!  Well it's time.  Now what do we expect for the taste?!  Here's a few critics!  Not really... here we GO and see our "satisfied guests"!

"What have I just eaten? I think I need my stomach pills to help me to be at ease!"

"I came back from the afterlife just to eat CRAP?!  That's it I'm departing back!"

"I'd rather eat green peas which I dislike than the food today!"

"Yukito when can it get back into your mind you're not a good cook!"

"Dishes approved for deletion from the menu!"

"That was awful."  FAINTS.

"What?  Don't you know how to hire a good chef for your party?!"

"That was the WORST tasting dinner EVER! WHYYY???"

"Call for the medics team!  Bring the stomach pills! Attack!"

"Looks like we're going to need some extra help too."

Well that's that!  Hopefully some people can comment on what they'd think of such dishes.


  1. Chocolate coated steak, vegetables cooked in candy syrup, strawberry flavored tofu... Hmm, I think this'll taste nice. I'm not sure, but I think my taste buds can take it. Of course since the food is not in me, I'm not sure if I can give accurate comment.

    However, I'm sorry to say, Sean... your writing and characterization creeps off here again. I'm not sure, but most of the character comments seem REALLY OOC...

  2. @ChrisX- This is a PARODY. Nothing serious here.

  3. hello. 1st time to comment here. Eri (Goseipink) is a good cook actually. refer to her episode where he try to bake a cake. of course it turns out to be horrible. but later than she bake it well. and as far as i know, she always cook for whole goseiger team. but if i do mistake, feel free to correct me. :D

  4. An important note on parodies, Sean, parodies are rooted in truth. Therefore, characters in this situation would not respond the way you wrote them. It's funnier if they respond the way they would respond.

    The way you're misinterpreting the characters is not only angering the fans, but is also doing a disservice to the writers. Writers work really hard on crafting characters and plots, and can become emotionally invested. So if they see someone completely misportraying their character, they'd get upset, even if it is a parody. But if they saw a well-written parody, they would enjoy themselves and be happy that fans understand what they wrote, and enjoy it, and and are making people laugh too.

    For example, if Yasuko Kobayashi, the writer of Shinkenger read this, and instead of Takeru acting uncharacteristically, he silently ate the food, gulped it, drank some water, stood up to leave the table, walked a few feet, then fainted, which is what he would do, she would find that funny.

  5. @ThatChick- Thanks for the advice.

  6. @IQBAL ZARIN- She's not a bad cook nor a good cook. She just lacks certain skills. But she did improve after all.


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