Totally Crack Pairings for Power Rangers Fans New to Super Sentai

Well this is just an idea that Chris X gave me from this blog entry based on a Zyuranger pairing talk.  Now it's time to explore what could get SUPER CRACK!  For all Power Rangers fans who are new to the original work of Super Sentai and enjoying it, beware NEVER to do these pairings!

Here they are and laugh all you want and I wish you can all comment why these pairings will NEVER work:

The first to think of is Burai x Mei which is totally crack.  While Tommy and Kimberly definitely can work it out in MMPR but these two are NOT Tommy and Kimberly in any way.  Tommy is definitely not a substitute for Burai and Mei is definitely different from Kimberly so this really is a NO-NO in Zyuranger.  Chris X's statement is TOTALLY right- this is one that if you want to get crack, try pairing them but it will NEVER WORK as there is zero basis, no chemistry.  Mei can work out with Geki but definitely not Burai plus his time was short anyway to get lovey dovey with her (seriously I can't imagine Burai and Mei having last minute confessions or Mei getting overly affected by Burai's death).  As said, MMPR deviates much from Zyuranger's dinosaur theme so much forget the parallelism between the rangers is NON-EXISTENT.  Confession though, I like to get cracky on this!  Hmmm so I'm just going to sit down and wait for Chris X's intended Zyuranger 2 fan fic to where he will launch the concept of a Geki/Burai/Mei love triangle which could revive another strife between the brothers for one woman.

The second is Kou x Lin which is nothing more than corrupting minors!  Okay Kou and Lin can marry IF Kou becomes an adult but pairing them while Kou is a kid is STUPID.  Kou is nine and Lin is most likely in her 20s.  Oh boy would be stupid like pairing Justin with Kat or Cassie.  Or just for parallelism's sake Kou is NOT Tommy and Lin is NOT Kimberly!  I could just imagine Tommy and Kim puking at this pairing more than the first one mentioned above.

For those who saw the Wild Force episode "Reinforcements from the Future" should have seen the pairing of Lucas x Nadira.  However one has to see this- Ayase x Lila is another totally crack pairing.  Why?  Well unlike Nadira, Lila didn't change for the better.  Nadira IMO had a better story line than Lila did.  I guess Timeranger and Time Force do after all draw a lot of differences and this is one!

Maybe we can also have Mikoto Nakadai and Ranru Itsuki.  Dino Thunder is unique in its own way so don't bother comparing Trent Fernandez (who is not as tough ass as Mikoto) to Mikoto Nakadai and Kira Ford to Ranru Itsuki.  Personalities are kinda too different for these two to even get along.

Hoji Tomasu and Umeko Kodou- If you're watching Power Rangers SPD before seeing Dekaranger, there's the Sky x Syd among fans though they were not an official couple (though they did was change each other for the better and some chemistry was there).  However with Hoji x Umeko, there hasn't been much interaction between them chemistry-wise compared to Hoji x Jasmine (again not an official pairing) though the writer himself could have done so if he wanted.    So I believe this is another good one to avoid.  Hoji DOES have a sense of humor but Umeko may be too air-headed, he might get a girl who's more balanced than Umeko is.

Gunpei Ishihara and Saki Royama could be another.  Again RPM and Go-onger differ too much so don't even bother.  RPM is dark and Go-onger is wacky- two differently handled series.

Well I wonder who are going next to the list?  This is all about EPIC FAIL!  LOL!  So to all Power Rangers fans who are just so new to the original that is Super Sentai, take your time to learn the difference between the original and the adaptation before drawing any conclusions.

Updated on: February 11, 2012


  1. Don't forget Gunpherd/saki (dillon/summer from RPM) and abare yellow/abarekiller (kira/trent from dino thunder)

  2. Another I guess you can say is Chisato+Kenta, or Isshu+Nanami

    1. There was some chemistry between Isshu + Nanami.

  3. Oh i forget somes Taylor/Eric (timefire and gaoyellow's counterpart), Ran/retsu (theo/lily), Kai/Urara (Nick/Maddison),MegaYellow/MegaRed (Ashley and Andros), ohgreen/yellow and YellowRacer/GreenRacer (adam, tanya). I don't think OhPink/OhRed and RedRacer/Pink Racer (tommy and kat) were in love.

  4. @Adam Park- I don't go for yayoi pairings k? Oh and Kai/Urara would be incest too.

  5. Going the other way (Sentai pairings that would be crack in PR) what about Daggeron/Madison? The suit footage looked like it was pairing them at times, because of it coming from Magiranger where their counterparts were a canon couple

    By "yayoi" you meant "yaoi", right? Yayoi is a Japanese girl's name

  6. I dunno if this is double post or something. But... I'm sorry, but I just don't find this funny. This is like it's made when you're high or something. Not really a good recipe. And how many times has it been that you're making Sentai-PR comparisons again? Too often isn't good for the health.

  7. I dare you to do a reverse on the crack couples that are made in sentai yet doesn't work in power rangers

    1. Here's some of them:

      TJ/Divatox- Based on Kyousuke/Zonette

      Carlos/Ashley- Based on Kouichirou/Chisato

      Magna Defender/Galaxy Pink Ranger- Based on Hyuuga/Saya

      Merrick/Alyssa- Based on Shirogane/Sae

      That's all I can think.


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