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Megaranger's Bomb Dancing's English Translation

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Well it's summer in Japan and I wish Kyuranger had a different ending theme until the end of summer 2017. On the other hand, here's Megaranger's ending theme for non-Japanese speakers: (Asore!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' Listen to the beat Megaranger Move your hips a little to this dance (Hoi!) With our superior digital power (Asore!) We are quite unbelievable (Duwap!) Today the universe is our stage!(Duwap!) Mega mega mega mega it’s time to do the bomb dancing (Ayoisho!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' (Mega!) Bomb-bomb dancin' The Nejireia are the worst But we will continue our dance!(Hoi!) Those guys will soon understand (Asore!) For tomorrow we will render them speechless!(Duwap!) Will the Nejire want to take this opportunity to dance?(Duwap!) Once we start, we will never stop Mega mega mega mega Our love of dancing is powerful! ...

Two Tsurugis That Sent "The Starry Sky's Message" Across Their Respective Universes

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This week's Kyuranger reminded me of Changeman's 21st episode. Okay, don't expect me to do Changeman episode reviews because I did a marathon on those shows. Without much ado, let's talk about the two Tsurugis that gave a message of hope across the Universe. Take note though that Tsurugi is Change Dragon's surname while Tsurugi is Phoenix Warrior's first name. Me: *Listens to the song "The Starry Sky's Message from Ucchu Keijii Gavan while typing this entry* Although the two broadcasts happened at different times in the two different shows and their respective episodes but we can't deny that a certain Tsurugi is involved in this broadcast. Both of the have their motive to raise to motivate others not to give up the fight for freedom. Star King Bazoo has conquered almost the whole Universe in Changeman. Don Armage has conquered the known Universe in Kyuranger. Both Tsurugis stop a broadcast done by the villains to give hope to the planets conqu...

Kyuranger 23: Jark Matter Owns A Biased Stupid Channel Broadcasting Nonsense

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It's another episode of Kyuranger. Last week's episode focused on the problem of Jark Matter's historical revisionism . This week, we're seeing Jark Matter's broadcasting network as well as learn more about Tsurugi Ootori. Yes, Jark Matter does have its own A Biased Stupid Channel Broadcasting Nonsense. They're lying to everyone that Don Armage is the Universe' hero. This nonsense is cut short by... Well, Tsurugi now tries to awaken the minds of the masses from the media brainwashing done by Jark Matter TV across the Universe. This doesn't sit well with them though. One of the Menasters is known as the sensationalist reporter Mediatsuyo. He's sent by Don Armage to counter the broadcast and make sure that the only "truth" known to the Universe is the truth from their biased broadcasting network. One of the Vice Shoguns known  as Tecchu has showed up. He shows himself to be super strong. I guess Don Armage has managed to get bet...

My Thoughts Concerning Kyuranger In 22 Episodes

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I don't deny that I like Kyuranger. I don't know if should say this now but I feel that the show is miles better than last year's Zyuohger while some may think otherwise. It's already 22 episodes and I feel like making a rant before. Now I'm going to do it again since no matter how much I like the show, I always tend to do CinemaSins even with shows and video games that I like every now and then. So what's my latest concern? Warning! Spoilers ahead! The heroes  Is it me or is Kyuranger going overboard with the hero count? While I'm open to an increase of characters but too many characters can be a bad thing. I remembered watching Eto Ranger and I don't think watching this season should be a problem. So what's my concern? I'll give my thoughts on the core team first. It's interesting to have a team of not just humans but also aliens and robots. Lucky's happy go lucky behavior is somewhat justified by his tragic past. Sure he's...

Sentai Badass Moment: Ken Hoshikawa's Biggest Lesson In Fiveman Episode 21

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I haven't written any badass moments as of late but I'll do one right now. Here's a bit of a throwback. I thought about the number of times I felt like giving up but Ken Hoshikawa my favorite character in Fiveman tends to kick me hard in my head. Here's one episode that had him coach a group of children who were failing in physical education classes. I remembered that episode when Ken battles the Amoeba Rugin. If I'm not wrong his decision to fight out of suit was to teach the children the value of perseverance. It was pretty much like Momoko's fight out of suit in Maskman episode 20. While Fiveman was Hirohisa Soda losing it but this is one of the more decent episodes for a Super Sentai season that nearly ended the franchise. What I enjoy about this episode is how fighting out of suit taught the three children the value to never give up. Ken defeated the monster twice with his raw willpower. He only out his suit on during the mech fight scene. ...

Kyuranger 22: The Battle Against Jark Matter's Historical Revisionism

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Is it a coincidence or done on purpose that this week's Kyuranger is on historical revisionism? Today is the 2nd SONA of President Rodrigo R. Duterte. Kyuranger may be a Japanese show but it's funny how Filipinos may actually be given a wake-up call against historical revisionism. With Japan and the Philippines as important allies let this review rip off the Empire of Aquino! In this week's Kyuranger, we see the problem of historical revisionism is done throughout the Space Shogunate. They teach everyone that Don Armage is the new hero and one could view the students as Yellowtards. In Star Wars, these would be the Imperial academies that promote the dark side. In real life, the Philippines is full of schools that teach the Yellow Propaganda. The monster of the week is name Manavil. Shoot, shouldn't they have named him Marbobo instead? XD This episode focuses on Ohtori Tsurugi. So he's been asleep for 300 years or what? If Zyuohger was in 2016 I'd ...

Five Superficial Reasons Why I Think Super Sentai Is Better Than Power Rangers

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It's really no secret that I dislike Power Rangers. Sure, I used to watch it as a child but it just doesn't give me as much satisfaction even before I discovered more of Super Sentai. Until now, I still think about my discovery of both post-Jetman  and pre-Zyuranger  during the early 2000s or when I had my  Super Sentai hangovers, Tokusatsu breaks and Sentai snob moments . But I do want to admit I have shallow reasons to think Super Sentai is better than Power Rangers and why I tend to think I'm better off not watching the latter. It's because Super Sentai came first I tend to think like, "It's because Super Sentai came first. Like WTF? I tend to forget that some of my favorite Japanese shows were based on non-Japanese shows. I could talk about how I feel Japanese shows based on American shows or how Taiwanese and Korean shows based on Japanese shows make their own footage and film everything themselves. I still feel it's awkward to use footage from Su...